All well and good, but with those odds, even an expert is going to take a hit or two. Or three.

Or, y'know-

Duo SLAMS into one of the lockers lining the wall, causing the door to pop open. It promptly dumps its contents all over the floor: a flood of screws and drill bits, and several coiled lengths of wire.

Glancing down at one of those at his feet, Duo promptly snatches it up.

"River!"

He concentrates on thinking very loudly about his plan, and rolls away from the guy who threw him in the first place.